During the Russo-Japanese War, the Russian soldiers had a problem—vodka.
Not about to let the same problems continue through World War I, Tsar
Nicholas II made an incredibly ill-advised decision: He banned vodka.
Even though the government tried to spin it as though life was so grand
without the drink that even the animals were more happy, there was
actually rioting in the streets, along with an increased demand for
varnish and furniture polish. It also meant the loss of about one-third
of the government’s revenue, and that’s never a good thing, especially
during wartime.
If there’s anything that’s more Russian than vodka, we’re not sure
what it is. While Russians might not actually drink as much as you’d
expect, they do drink lots and lots of vodka, and they have for decades.
But in 1914, Tsar Nicholas II banned vodka in a ruling that would force
prohibition for the next 11 years.
The theory was at least somewhat sound, and incredibly similar to
what the French were doing with absinthe. World War I was lingering just
on the horizon, and the powers that be wanted their troops to be in
their finest fighting shape. They couldn’t do that when they had
unregulated access to vodka, and Russia had been through the problems
before.
Only 10 years prior, they’d been at war with Japan. They’d found
their soldiers to be less than capable, with their finest fighting men
regularly inebriated and diagnosed with chronic, alcohol-related
disorders. So the tsar decided it was about time to do something drastic
about it, but as well-meaning as it might have been, it didn’t have a
good effect.
The ban was made even more dramatic not just because of the impact it
was going to have on the morale of the troops and of the civilians, but
also because revenue from vodka accounted for a whopping one-third of
the revenue of the country. The country’s 1915 budget had to be
drastically cut to make up for the massive shortage.
Needless to say, the ban didn’t go over well. August 1914 saw rioting
and the destruction of more than 200 drinking establishments, and the
military was dispatched to put down the chaos that stormed the streets.
Hundreds upon hundreds of people died, and those that had stashes of
alcohol—like the wine cellars of the nobility—were forced to dump their
booze to keep from becoming a target for thirsty soldiers.
And, because where there’s a will there’s a way, the vodka ban
resulted in a massive upswing in another area of manufacturing: the
large-scale production of varnishes and furniture polish. The Russian
people couldn’t have their vodka, so they resorted to brewing and
distilling whatever they could make at home out of anything that they
could get their hands on.
Those that were turning to their own home brew were getting their fix
elsewhere; cocaine and heroin replaced vodka, and even though those,
too, were technically illegal, traffic from Greece meant that opium was
pretty readily available.
That all didn’t keep the Russian government from trying to spin it so
it sounded like banning vodka was the best thing that had happened to
the country since sliced bread. According to the official reports and
the verdict of what we’re going to say is some questionable statistical
research, Russian life was amazing after vodka disappeared.
Not only were people happier, but so were all the domesticated
animals in the country. Hospitals and asylums were virtually empty,
doctors were left just sitting around twiddling their thumbs (we
assume). Suddenly, everyone was saving all the money they had been
spending on vodka before. The government admitted that there were,
however, some problems.
Sadly, the suicide rate was so far down that medical schools were a little short on corpses for their lessons.
And things weren’t so rosy for the government, either. War is
expensive, after all, and a world war isn’t the time to be cutting your
available income by about 30 percent. The tsar was unable to keep the
government afloat; more importantly, he wasn’t able to buy his
supporters’ loyalties anymore, either.
And we all know what happened to the tsar.
Show Me The Proof
Russia Beyond the Headlines: Sobering effect: What happened when Russia banned booze
The Dictator’s Handbook: Why Bad Behavior is Almost Always Good Politics, by Bruce Bueno de Mesquita, Alastair Smith
The Alcoholic Empire: Vodka & Politics in Late Imperial Russia, by Patricia Herlihy